new uquiz coming soon! link will be in the notes :33
Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍
dear god, it lives still
Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.
HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!
Of course he’s a Scorpio
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Yes but what is that candle
Knife-wielding tentacle is six years old!
They must be the stabbiest Kindergartener ever.
Happy birthday Queen
Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh
[ID: A screenshot of the video “Monster Factory: Fallout 4--Episode 1,” showing the Final Pam. It is dated November 12, 2015. End ID.]
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
I’m crying.
i scheduled this a year ago..
Scheduling for every year
i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh
reblog while its still true
people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday
happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday
We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!
Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.
12 days left until the breadiversary, we’d better make sure we have the ingredients on hand!
It’s today!
It’s today!!
I love tumblr because nowhere else I can log on in the morning and see my dash full of posts about stabbing caesar and without checking the calendar immediately understand that it's March 15 again
Meme idea
Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it
like this
OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET
Say no more
You are my personal hero I hope you know this
May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:
Oh my god
Put him in Pompeii
i hope itβs okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately
DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life
I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife
Too soon-
ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)
Perfect timing for ides of march
how is this post still alive
Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar
You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march
over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh